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put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

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robbonp:

luigi- king of evil

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sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

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spooky-gelato:

i’m having an existential crisis

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sixpenceee:

If you blow bubbles on a cool, wet day this happens. If you want your bubble to be strong and last longer just add corn syrup. (Source)(Unbreakable Bubbles Recipe)

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sixpenceee:

Dubbed the death watch, the Tikker apparently calculates a person’s life expectancy - and even counts down to the time they will die. The top row of the watch’s digital display shows years, months and days, while the second row counts down hours, minutes and seconds.The bottom row shows the local time. 

To set up Tikker, the wearer fills out a questionnaire by entering information about their medical history, including allergies or illnesses.They are also asked whether they drink or smoke and if there are any instances of cancer, diabetes and other diseases in their family.

Wearers are additionally asked about how much exercise they do, as well as how much they weigh before receiving a score. Their age is deducted from the results to predict a death date and the Tikker - which also works as a regular watch - begins the countdown. The gadget is available to buy online £49.99. (Source)

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jinni-baby:

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salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

spotlessmindsyndrome:

dryvodkamartini:

Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon.

I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man.

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I love his voice.

JEREMY WHAT ARE YOU DOIN TO ME BOO

Get it, Hawkeye!

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